internethobo:
martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers:
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:
abhortion:
atheistrose:
domesticabusewillsaveusall:
So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a TARDIS and like…I’m not the doctor so…yea
WHY WOULD YOU PAST A TARDIS wtf is wrong with you